Salaam, have you come back from college?
Ok, get it done because we need to get you sorted.
Mum, don’t say stuff like that, you know I get all depressed and everything!
You only use that as an excuse.
No I don’t Mum. Why do you always bring this up at the wrong time? For fuck sake, you always say all this at the wrong time. How many times do I have to tell you?!
I was only joking and you took it the wrong way.
No you weren’t joking Mum, I know.