Extract from my book...more to come soon :)

Chapter 3

 

Salaam* Mum.

Salaam, have you come back from college?

Jee*.

Ok, get it done because we need to get you sorted.

Mum, don’t say stuff like that, you know I get all depressed and everything!

You only use that as an excuse.

No I don’t Mum. Why do you always bring this up at the wrong time? For fuck sake, you always say all this at the wrong time. How many times do I have to tell you?!

I was only joking and you took it the wrong way.

No you weren’t joking Mum, I know.

Ok, ok.